Bad Sports Betting Beats of the Week – NFL Week 7

This week’s bad sports betting beat caused sports betting Nicolas Cage to drive angry to the Baltimore Ravens practice facility, beat up Justin Tucker, and be gone in sixty seconds.

You might be thinking that sports betting Nicolas Cage is the worst sports bettor in the world. First off, don’t say that out loud. If he’s willing to pull a gun out on an elderly lady and her nurse, just imagine what he’ll do to you if you piss him off.

However, we have some exciting news. Sports betting Nicolas Cage is going to give all of you his gambling picks later this week for the weekend. He’s feeling cocky about his winning NFL bets on New England over Chicago, Minnesota over the New York Jets, and Kansas City over Cincinnati. Also, he won a college football bet (Michigan beating Michigan State).

Too bad one bet did not hit. Justin Tucker’s missed extra point hurt the majority of sports bettors that bet on either the Ravens to win or the OVER. Sports betting Nicolas Cage bet on the OVER, and now we fear for Justin Tucker’s safety.

New Orleans Saints vs. Baltimore Ravens (O/U 49.5)

Final Score: 24-23 New Orleans
Nicolas Cage Anger Level: ???

A top ranked offense versus a top ranked defense, albeit against teams playing poorly at the time. So how did sports bettors think this game would play out?

Most of the action in Vegas went on the Ravens due to their defense and home field advantage. However, the spread only moved from Ravens -1.5 to -3 during the week.

The O/U total for this game stayed flat for the week leading up to the game, with the lowest being at 49 and the highest at 50.5. To sports betting Nicolas Cage, the OVER looked like a juicy bet. Both of these teams like to air it out and score in bunches. Baltimore had the top scoring offense at home coming into this game, whereas the New Orleans defense has been shaky at best this season.

The Game

After the first half, OVER bettors were left frustrated at the lack of points. New Orleans went for it on 4th down FOUR separate times on their first drive, chewing up almost ten minutes of clock. They converted the first three times, but fumbled on 4th and 1 at the Baltimore 4 with no points to show.

The two teams combined for only 24 points through three quarters, but New Orleans came to life in the 4th and scored 17 unanswered to lead 24-17 with just over two minutes left in the game. Baltimore takes it all the way down the field to score a touchdown with 24 second left.

Then, the unthinkable happens. Justin Tucker missed his first extra point of his career!

Needless to say, but had he made that kick, it wouldn’t have mattered to sports betting Nicolas Cage who won. With how the game played out, no one can convince him, or us, that this game would have ended in a tie.

Justin Tucker picked the worst possible game to miss his first career extra point. Therefore, he will have to answer to Nicolas Cage. And if Justin Tucker underestimates how angry Nicolas Cage can get, even in his 50s…

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