Another great Thanksgiving is in the books. I’m thankful that all my on-screen craziness gave me the opportunity to bet big on all these Thanksgiving games, as well as eat a ton of delicious food in the process.
Seriously, one time I had to eat a cockroach. Sure, I make it look good on camera, but I was a lunatic during the entire shooting of Vampire’s Kiss.
I’m 11-6 in my NFL bets over the past four weeks. And since the season of giving is upon us, I want to give you more NFL bets for the weekend.
The home team is always on the right. A minus spread shows that the home team is the favorite, while a + spread shows the home team is the underdog. Remember, my picks always include the spread.
The Panthers screwed me for the last time last week, and I hope they lose every single game the remainder of the year. On the bright side, I think I can get away with it if I just so happen to bump into Cam Newton and throw him a cheap shot or two. Hey, the NFL seems to allow it.
Wait, they don’t anyone? Ah, what the hell, I’m an Academy Award winning actor and the best of my generation. Try and stop me.
Oh wait, you want actual stats and analysis on why I’m making these bets?
Fine. The Colts finally seem to be hitting their stride in winning their last four games. Miami sucks when they play on the road. Even though Miami is getting back their starting QB, I can’t seem them keeping pace with the Colts offense.
What, that analysis wasn’t good enough for you?
Seriously, just shut up and do as I say.
Did you know that Pittsburgh is 15-1-1 in its last 17 road games and winners of their last six games?
On the other hand, Broncos are playing for pride and have no chance of the playoffs. Both Baltimore and Cincinnati expected to win at home against weak teams. The Steelers have no reason to take this game lightly and should win by more than three.
Therefore, take the Steelers and have a good laugh after you’re rolling around in the money you made from my bets